What I Learned From Movies

What I learned from Red Riding Hood:

The hot one always ends up as the monster. 

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What I learned from Fright Night:

David Tennant being in a movie will make the money I pay worth it.

What I learned from American Pie:

High schoolers in the 90’s were dirty. (But I loved it)

What I learned from Beastly:

The Beauty and the Beast should have just been left alone.

What I learned from The Hangover part II:

Sequels (almost) never live up to the hype. 

What I learned from Crazy Stupid Love:

Sometimes if you dress well you can actually become more attractive. (I’m looking at you Steve Carell)

What I learned from Juno:

Having sex with Michael Cera can only end badly. 

What I learned from She’s All That:

If Laney Boggs had been born ten years later she would have been the most popular girl in Williamsburg.

What I learned from Scream 1-4:

If you get a strange phone call find a weapon immediately because otherwise you’re going to die at the hand of some masked sociopath.